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This is how it is in life and love. In life and love we are with people for a while, and then we join other people, people we have not met, and we walk with them, and we leave behind all the things we used to be. Sometimes we leave people behind too... This happens everyday. Everyday this happens and scarcely anybody cares.Daniel Handler
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No, when you love someone you spend hours and hours with them, and even the mightiest forces in the netherworld could not say whether the hours you spend increase your love or if you simply spend more hours with someone as your love increases.Daniel Handler
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He thought she knew what he meant, but the biggest mistake you can make is thinking they know what you mean.Daniel Handler
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She was all the world’s money, and I would spend it with her, my sharpest friend who changed the tide, my only comfort from the brutal gamble of the world and the wicked ways of men.Daniel Handler
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All over the world are particular people, and you could be happy with probably five or six of them, eight if you're bisexual and everyone is.Daniel Handler
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This teaching job did not pay a lot of money, because, let's face it, nobody gives a flying fuck about education, but it was a temporary position.Daniel Handler
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You can’t mind these things, you just can’t, for to dislike what makes a person human is to dislike all humans.Daniel Handler
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The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.Daniel Handler