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The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want him for long He maketh me to lie down in green pasturesand there are no green pastures He leadeth me beside still watersand still waters run deepErnest Hemingway
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If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.Ernest Hemingway
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Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.Ernest Hemingway
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Blood is thicker than water, " The young man said As he knifed his friend For a drooling old bitch And a house full of lies.Ernest Hemingway
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There is no night life in Spain. They stay up late but they get up late. That is not night life. That is delaying the day. Night life is when you get up with a hangover in the morning. Night life is when everybody says what the hell and you do not remember who paid the bill. Night life goes round and round and you look at the wall to make it stop. Night life comes out of a bottle and goes into a jar. If you think how much are the drinks it is not night life.Ernest Hemingway