As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.

About This Quote

Gussie Finknottle is the epitome of an inexperienced undertaker. He always wears the same outfit and does everything in his power to look unprofessional. He is so clueless that he actually thinks wearing the same outfit every single day makes him look professional. This quote is a sarcastic reminder that no matter how hard you try, you can’t hide your true nature from the world.

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