I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.

Kiersten White
I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave....
I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave....
I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave....
I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave....
About This Quote

In a time of depression, going to a vamp job is not going to help. Here's why. Vampires have a reputation of being sexy, but this is far from the truth. They are not sexy at all.

Yes, they can be attractive women and men, but they still think they're better than everyone else and they'll make themselves look like a huge joke. And yes, they can be sexy in their own way, but only with the right personality and attitude. Vamps will never leave you alone and they won't stop trying to get your attention.

Source: Paranormalcy

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