For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient.

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We all think that the best way to meet someone is to meet them in a bar or on a date. There are many who do it that way, but in reality this is not the most efficient way of meeting someone. I have decided to test this theory. For the past few months, I have thought up a plan to meet my future husband in the most efficient way possible.

As you can imagine, I have memorized his schedule so that I can bump into him wherever he goes at whatever time of day. To make sure I am doing this efficiently, I have been studying his schedule. In fact, I spent a whole weekend memorizing it from top to bottom.

To make sure I am doing this efficiently, I have been studying his schedule. In fact, I spent a whole weekend memorizing it from top to bottom.

Source: The Catastrophic History Of You And Me

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