Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters." Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they're not Ding Dongs."She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that looked exactly like Ding Dongs. "These are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations."" All natural! " Fleecy chimed in." I stand corrected." Frank suddenly felt as queasy as Percy. .Rick Riordan
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Can you believe this? I was just kidding! I was kidding! Really, I was! I don't throw Ding Dongs at monsters. I throw cupcakes, but they're gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcakes. Aren't you happy?
Source: The Son Of Neptune
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