The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here. Jerry Seinfeld
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The Swiss Army knife is one of the most popular pocket knives in the world. It was created in 1891 by Victorinox, a company based in Switzerland, for the purpose of allowing soldiers to easily access the tools needed to defend themselves. Victorinox is now owned by the Swiss Army Knife Company, which has over 150 years experience making knives for the military. This is one of the most famous pocket knives in history.

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