But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog! " The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world! "" Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry. Eddie Izzard
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In this quote, the speaker explains that there is a concept of bad dog. In other words, bad dogs exist. He then goes on to say that these bad dogs are not actually any different from humans who have committed crimes against humanity. The speaker then adds, "But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists.

"Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!""Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry."

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