A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat. Mark Twain
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Books and other things that we use often and don’t give much thought to can be some of our best friends. A book with a cracked spine can be used as a lampshade. Another book with a broken spine can be used to hold something on a table. And another book with a cracked spine can be used for an extra set of books on the floor.

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