P.g. WodehouseThere is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. The French are well known for their fashion sense, but they also do a good job at inventing things that help people out.
Their fondness for facial hair includes the infamous beret, which is worn by almost every French man, woman and child. However, the beret is not the only item of French fashion to make it into common use. The guillotine, also known as the “French death machine,” wasn’t too long after its invention that it became a fashion statement.
If you want to look cool, fashion your hair in a similar fashion to the hairstyle sported by many Frenchmen in the 1970s and 1980s.
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