Stephen ColbertHere's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.
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The extreme dedication everyone has for a cult is a sign that they are a member of a cult. The cult is the only thing that matters in their lives and they do everything they can to remain there. The belief that one must remain in the cult no matter what is a clear sign of being a member of a cult.
Source: I Am America
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