Chris RockI don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
About This Quote
The following quote is an example of a person admitting that they have been stupid in the past. They have been stupid, but there is no reason to feel embarrassed about their actions. In an ideal world, people would realize the mistakes they have made and learn from them. In reality, however, people with substance abuse problems often do not accept the fact that they have a problem. Instead, they prefer to blame someone or something else for their mistakes.
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