Jon StewartGet there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.
About This Quote
Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. This saying means that people should be on time if they want to get somewhere on time. They should not hope to pull something off just because they have been there before. It also means that people should get themselves together and get their shit together if they want to get anywhere in life.
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