Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?

Lewis Black
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Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain? This quote is funny because it's clear that the author of this joke has no idea how people can see the devil as having anything to do with fossilization. He thinks that the devil is just a man-made myth, which made him laugh.

Source: Me Of Little Faith

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