A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there." And sometimes, if you're really lucky, they help you dig them back up.

Jenny Lawson
A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies...
A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies...
A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies...
A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies...
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A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. This quote reminds us that no one can really be trusted, but that doesn’t mean that we should stop trusting people. This quote tells us that it's okay to take risks with our friends, but it’s also important to know when to call them out on their bullshit. After all, the truest friendship is the one in which no one ever has to wonder where your body is buried.

Source: Lets Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

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