Dont ruin my balls! " She laughs as the words leave her mouth. Better yours than mine, chica." I toss the dough balls at her, one by one, until I've got none left.

Simone Elkeles
Dont ruin my balls!
Dont ruin my balls!
Dont ruin my balls!
Dont ruin my balls!
About This Quote

In this quote by Jim Gaffigan, he is telling a joke to his girlfriend. He is telling her that the dough balls are the balls that she was throwing at him. In other words, he tells her that he doesn't want her to ruin his balls. In addition, he tells her that his balls are better than hers.

Source: Rules Of Attraction

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