My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

Chelsea Handler
About This Quote

A blow job is, in effect, a sexual act between two people. The person giving the blow job is not really getting pleasure out of it, but rather is doing it for the pleasure of the person receiving it. Blow jobs are not thought of as sexual acts, but rather as acts of kindness and compassion. This quote gets it right. We should not think that blow jobs are only for sex; they are for kindness and compassion as well.

Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection Of Onenight Stands

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