The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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When vampires are confronted by a crucifix, they are allergic to bullshit. So, like, for example, like Jesus’s crucifixion. That was bullshit. But Jesus rose from the dead, so if you use a crucifix against vampires, they will die.

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