Rick RiordanPlease, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.
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If your girlfriend catches you in the act of changing clothes in the morning, she will be furious. This is because, when she finds out what you have been up to, it will make her realize that you are cheating on her.
Source: The Mark Of Athena
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