Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.

Lois Greiman
Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance...
Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance...
Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance...
Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance...
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In this quote, the writer is describing how important it can be to choose the perfect dinner. When it comes to choosing a wine, the more expensive the better, right? These days wine is so expensive that you want to make sure that what you are drinking is a good quality wine. However, what about cannibals? What if your guests are going to be cannibals and you have no choice but to drink your choice of wine with them? Will you have a great time, or will you end up as a meal for them? This is one of those situations where if your friends are cannibals, you need to pick something cheap and not too good.

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