George CarlinI would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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This is a very vulgar way of saying that the group you are referring to is boring. The symbol you are referring to is the cross, considered by many as "the most boring thing in the world." The sentiment you express here reminds me of the fact that people often vomit when they see images of Jesus Christ. They don't like it. It's not because they hate Jesus, but because it reminds them of something that they don't like.
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