Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.

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You must treat women well, or else they will drain you of your resources. If you treat her well, she will show her appreciation by giving you loads of sex. If you do not, she will freeze your ass with coldness.

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