What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

About This Quote

This quote was said by Mark Twain, author of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and the Adventures of Tom Sawyer, and a man who really didn't care about the approval of his fellow man. He was a free-thinking individual who believed in what he thought and took his ideas to the people. He was a famous person during his lifetime and still is today.

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More Quotes By Mark Twain

1. After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

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2. When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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4. The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

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5. Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

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