I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx
About This Quote

In the United States, a marriage is validated through a civil ceremony, not a religious one. Marriage licenses do not have to be approved by a clergy or government official. Couples can marry by any private individual who is willing to perform the ceremony. Some states, however, require a judge to preside over a marriage.

In those states, a marriage license may be required before the wedding. If you married by a judge and you wanted to include your family in the celebration, the best way to do this would be to ask for a jury.

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