If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

Woody Allen
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done...
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done...
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done...
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done...
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If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. He would be furious that people were ignoring his teachings and twisting his words to suit their own interests and agendas. This is a great quote to remind us of the importance of staying true to our beliefs and not letting anyone else try to change them. If we do this, we will most likely be happy and at peace with ourselves and the world we live in.

Source: Hannah And Her Sisters

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