Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

Woody Allen
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When Albert Einstein discovered that light was made up of particles, he probably did not expect that photons would be Catholic. Einstein was Jewish. Catholics believe that Jesus is the literal son of God. Since his discovery of photons, Einstein has not been seen attending Catholic masses.

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