I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years. Tina Fey
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I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years. One of my favorite quotes from my favorite movie, "The Big Lebowski," comes from one of Jeffrey Lebowski's friends, dressed in a bathrobe with a glass in hand. He says, "This is a very good year for bowling." When I saw this in the movie, I thought it was possibly one of the best scenes in film history. Perhaps that is why I have been blorft every day since that moment.

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