Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.

Lora Brody
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate...
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate...
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate...
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate...
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Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.And it always feels good. If you have someone special in your life, don't ruin the relationship by making them feel guilty about enjoying something that is perfectly harmless. When you feel guilty about something, you tend to do more of the wrong thing.

For example, if you are watching a movie and you feel bad for killing people in it, you will begin to act sadistic towards people in real life. Or, if you are driving home and feel bad for speeding, you might end up driving even more recklessly than before. You can never know when chocolate will come into play or because of it when it could be the last time you see that person for quite some time.

Your confession could be considered to be an act of betrayal in their eyes; they might even be convinced that you are using chocolate as an excuse to cheat on them or avoid intimacy.

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