On Undecided Voterâ€â€¹s: "To put them in perspective, I thinkâ€â€¹ of beingâ€â€¹ on an airplane.â€â€¹ The flight attendant comesâ€â€¹ down the aisleâ€â€¹ with her food cart and, eventually, â€â€¹ parksâ€â€¹ it beside my seat.â€â€¹ “Can I interâ€â€¹est you in the chickâ€â€¹en?â€â€¹” she asks.â€â€¹ “Or wouldâ€â€¹ you prefer the platter of shit with bits of brokeâ€â€¹n glassâ€â€¹ in it?” To be undecided in this electâ€â€¹ion is to pauseâ€â€¹ for a moment and then ask how the chickâ€â€¹en is cooked. David Sedaris
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"To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked." What I believe that he is saying that you should not be undecided in the election because your vote could potentially hurt one of the candidates.

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