James PattersonNow, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all.
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If you say you’re a missionary, it means you’re a person who goes to a foreign country and tries to live as best as they can according to the law of God. But your parents don't know that. You have to keep it a secret from them. You have to keep up the front that you’re doing something normal. “Doing the Lord’s work?” As if I was born in a barn and they just found me! And I was already doing something normal! Not just normal—I was being a little bit of a hero, being an explorer, being a man!
Source: Schools Out-Forever
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