The torturer was wheeling around the room, shrieking, holding his impaled hand, which had a pen sticking out of it. The guard by the door was in paroxysms of laughter. Frey had crumpled the confession into a ball and was trying to get it into his mouth to eat it, but couldn't quote reach. Chris Wooding
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The torturer was wheeling around the room, shrieking, holding his impaled hand, which had a pen sticking out of it. The guard by the door was in paroxysms of laughter. Frey had crumpled the confession into a ball and was trying to get it into his mouth to eat it, but couldn't quote reach. This is one of the funniest quotes I have read in a long time.

The torturer is always on the move, following his three-step torture routine. He has something to say every few seconds, but he can't find or remember what he wanted to say. His mind is like a jumbled mess where nothing is clear or easily recalled.

It makes me wonder how many times this man went through this exact same torture drill before he finally admitted to killing someone. I also wonder if his victims' families were told this story?

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