How was your afternoon?"“ No one died, so it was a big improvement on my morning.

Will Kostakis
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About This Quote

“How was your afternoon?” is a question that always sounds like an innocent inquiry to us. We don’t realize that the speaker asking really means, “how was your morning?” That “No one died, so it was a big improvement on my morning.” She could have said to him, “How was your day?” and he would have known the real meaning.

Source: The Sidekicks

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