I had a blind date with a dentist – and he told me to come back in six months.

Joan Rivers
I had a blind date with a dentist – and...
I had a blind date with a dentist – and...
I had a blind date with a dentist – and...
I had a blind date with a dentist – and...
About This Quote

This quote is about how it can be difficult to find a mate. This man was obviously trying to make it sound like an easy task and gave the girl some false hope. It is never easy finding someone and it can take a while, but if you put in the time and effort you will get there.

Source: Enter Talking

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