Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent, vibrant, healthy culture to be colonised by. No. We're ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us?

Irvine Welsh
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Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent, vibrant, healthy culture to be colonised by.

No. We're ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us? A quote from my favourite British comedian Danny Bhoy, who is one of the most popular stand up comedians in Scotland today.

Source: Trainspotting

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