Neil LeckmanThought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you! !
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The thought of being a stand up comedian for zombies has been running through my mind for a while. But when they eat you alive, they really eat you. The thought that you are still alive even when they are eating you makes me very happy. It shows that the zombies only want food but not to eat your brains.
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