Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.

Nigel Slater
Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will...
Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will...
Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will...
Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will...
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If you treat a tomato like a human, it might just turn into one.

Source: Tender: Volume I: A Cook And His Vegetable Patch

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