One of the police found a garden chair that I could stand on and they eyed me suspiciously as I tried to slide through the window. The fleece that I was wearing was padding me out too much so I took it off. I tried again, and this time it was my pen, pen-torch and scissors in my shirt pocket that got in the way. I moved them into my trouser pocket. One of the police asked if it would help if I was buttered up. I pretended not to listen to him. Or the giggles of my crewmate. . Tom Reynolds
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It was a difficult window to climb over, but I managed it. I had dragged a garden chair with me and I could stand on it.The police officers, one of whom was a woman, looked at me with suspicion as I tried to slide through the window.I had taken off the fleece that was padding me out and moved some of my other belongings into my pockets.One of the police asked if it would help if I was buttered up, and then sniggered.

Source: More Blood, More Sweat And Another Cup Of Tea

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