Chelsea HandlerThere are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
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There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. The first group is the type of person who never drinks, does drugs, smokes cigarettes, or eats junk food. The second group is the type of person who collects stickers. Both types of people are very boring and not interesting at all.
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