I spilled my cup of coffee straight onto my crotch. Superior heat retention has its drawbacks. I grimaced as the scalding liquid reached ground zero, but as I did my best to angle my jeans away from the Resnick family's last hope, my seatmate decided to dispose of her hoodie. I juggled two pressing needs:1) Protect the nethers.2) LeerB. Justin Shier
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This joke is a classic about the capabilities of heat retention and the dastardly things it has been known to do. In this case, two people are sitting in a plane and one is sitting next to a woman who has spilled her coffee all over herself. The man “juggles” the two pressing needs by doing his best to protect the woman’s nethers while trying to leer at her. Not only can heat retention do horrible things to people, but also it can be used to do horrible things to people as well.
Source: Zero Sight
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