My Teacher Sees Right Through MeI didn’t do my homework. My teacher asked me, “Why?”I answered him, “It’s much too hard.” He said, “You didn’t try.” I told him, “My dog ate it.” He said, “You have no dog.” I said, “I went out running.” He said, “You never jog.” I told him, “I had chores to do.” He said, “You watched TV.”I said, “I saw the doctor.” He said, “You were with me.” My teacher sees right through my fibs, which makes me very sad. It’s hard to fool the teacherwhen the teacher is your dad. Bruce Lansky
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"My teacher sees right through me" means that I am always very honest and open with my feelings. I tell the truth about everything, even if it is not the most pleasant truth. In spite of this, I still keep my secrets and I try to keep them from my family. When people think I have a problem with something in my life, I tell them what they want to hear. It seems that in order for me to be perfectly honest in my dealings with others, I must also be a master in hiding the truth from myself.

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