What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If you turned up at a funeral, the corpse would walk out on you.

Simon R. Green
What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on...
What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on...
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The quote “What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If you turned up at a funeral, the corpse would walk out on you.” is spoken by the character of Abner Meecham (played by Jack Klugman) in the television sitcom "Sidney Sheldon's The Agency." It is used to express anger at guests who show up unannounced.

Source: Deathstalker Rebellion

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