David SedarisEveryone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
About This Quote
In the past, people were not able to think on a different level from others. They were limited to the thoughts that they could have. The people before us have been thinking of how to think of a better way of thinking and set their minds to it. If someone was not able to think of a better way of thinking then it would be normal for them to have a problem with the way they think.
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