Cassandra ClareJust because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)
About This Quote
I refuse to believe that the least interesting part of an eel's life is when it's taking a bath. (Jace Wayland)
Source: City Of Bones
Some Similar Quotes
- If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
- Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign,...
- Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.
- Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the...
More Quotes By Cassandra Clare
- Just for a while": Death's opening chat-up line in His great seduction, before he drugged you with soporific comforts, distracted you with minor luxuries and ensnared you with long-term payment plans. Join the Rat Race "just for a while." Concentrate on your career "just for...
- People didn't really like McDonald's, same as her mum didn't really like Catholicism, but when you were new in town, at least it was a known quantity. So that'll be a Quarter-Pounder and a Communion Wafer meal-deal to go.
- Is it colour?’‘ Oh yes.’‘ You don’t let me down. You are my ambassador to pr0n, man.
- He felt water run down his back from the damp brickwork he was sitting against, and as he worried distantly about corrosion he realised you can always fall a little further. A moment ago he thought he'd bottomed out, but now he was concerned about...
- Just because you disagreed with the Poll Tax and detested Margaret Thatcher–""Detest is a little inappropriate, " Parlabane said. "Maybe closer to say I spent the entire Eighties wishing I was pissing on her rotting corpse.