Mark TwainReader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
About This Quote
The use of the word “suppose” in this quote puts a question mark at the end of each sentence. The author is using a tone of doubt because he knows that his argument may seem to be a bit odd. He is asking you to place yourself in a hypothetical situation and imagine what would happen if you were an idiot. It seems possible that you could become a member of congress, so he invites you to think about it from that perspective.
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