Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

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This quote is a joke that people use to end a conversation about health. It's a reminder that everything in life is a risk. From going to work to going to the mall, everyone is exposed to danger. And sometimes, no matter how careful you are, you get hurt.

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1. Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

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