Because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told him, “Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance.” And then I hung up on him.

Molly Harper
Because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told...
Because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told...
Because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told...
Because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told...
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I must admit that my belief is that if you go away to Boston, then you will be in the same state as the vampires. So, I decided to give him a little piece of advice. Everyday if he can not find a girlfriend there he should just take his muffins and move there. That would make his girlfriend available for him. It could also be an opportunity to get a new girlfriend if she does not have boyfriends in Boston.

Source: Nice Girls Dont Bite Their Neighbors

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