I don’t give sick days if you’re playing in the snow.” He’s being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which.

Zoe Cruz
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Give a person a sick day and you can never be sure how he will react to it. Some people will take it in stride, some will take it as a slight, and some might take it as a personal attack. If you really want to know the answer to this question, ask a man.

Source: Beastia

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