If he sees you in this apartment he will seriously murder you and then break up with me.  And I really, really don’t want him to break up with me, Linc.”“But murdering me, that’s all good?

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This is a common scenario among couples who rent apartments. The couple often has a small disagreement but the disagreement ends up escalating to murder. Usually, this happens because one person has to break up with the other person, which is just too traumatic for them to do over the phone. However, if the murderer can first kill their partner, then that murder can be done over the phone!

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