God, woman.” He closed his fist, not bothering to count off the dozens of other things she shouldn’t do. “You give me heartburn.”“ No. Those are orgasms I give you, baby.

Cristin Harber
God, woman.” He closed his fist, not bothering to count...
God, woman.” He closed his fist, not bothering to count...
God, woman.” He closed his fist, not bothering to count...
God, woman.” He closed his fist, not bothering to count...
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Lady Gaga said, "God, woman. Give me an orgasm. You are the only thing that makes my heart beat." She also said, "No. Those are orgasms I give you, baby."Women are one of God's greatest gifts to men.

Women can bring men great happiness and joy, but women must never be used in place of God. If a man is using his woman in place of God, then he will end up with heartburn. The idea that women are responsible for giving men "orgasms" is absurd.

The reason men get heartburn is because they are taking their love for granted. The way to keep the love alive is to appreciate it when it flows.

Source: Live Wire

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