How in the world do you tellyour wife that her mother was born a unicon?

Bruce Coville
How in the world do you tellyour wife that her...
How in the world do you tellyour wife that her...
How in the world do you tellyour wife that her...
How in the world do you tellyour wife that her...
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In this quote, the speaker is asking his wife why his mother was born a unicon. Unicon is a term used to refer to a person who was born from a single parent. In this case, the speaker’s wife’s mother was a single parent.

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